<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Hot Takes on Dumb Shit</title><description>The funniest honest coverage of the daily follies of the Trump administration — and the occasional Democratic own-goal, explained so the stakes are actually clear.</description><link>https://hottakesondumbshit.com/</link><item><title>A Trump-Appointed Judge Just Told the EPA It Doesn&apos;t Get to Un-Spend Congress&apos;s Money</title><link>https://hottakesondumbshit.com/articles/epa-solar-for-all-ruling-mcelroy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://hottakesondumbshit.com/articles/epa-solar-for-all-ruling-mcelroy/</guid><description>The EPA killed a $7 billion solar program by claiming a new tax law had quietly erased it. A federal judge read the law and disagreed — but the delay may already have done the job.</description><pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>The Barstool Realist</category><category>epa</category><category>courts</category><category>power-of-the-purse</category><category>energy</category></item><item><title>The Judge Said Let Them In. The Gate Said Make Me.</title><link>https://hottakesondumbshit.com/articles/the-judge-said-let-them-in-the-gate-said-make-me/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://hottakesondumbshit.com/articles/the-judge-said-let-them-in-the-gate-said-make-me/</guid><description>A Trump-appointed judge ordered the White House to restore three outlets&apos; press passes. The White House spent Thursday morning not doing that — and the evening admitting Chinese state media to a state dinner while some of those same reporters stood outside.</description><pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>The Filibuster</category><category>press-freedom</category><category>courts</category><category>trump-administration</category><category>rule-of-law</category></item><item><title>There&apos;s a Civil War-Era Law Against Armed Men at Polling Places, and We&apos;re About to Find Out If It Still Works</title><link>https://hottakesondumbshit.com/articles/civil-war-law-armed-agents-polling-places/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://hottakesondumbshit.com/articles/civil-war-law-armed-agents-polling-places/</guid><description>Two lawsuits in two weeks are asking federal courts to keep armed federal agents away from polling sites in November. The administration says it has no plans — and keeps declining to rule it out.</description><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>The Barstool Realist</category><category>voting-rights</category><category>ice</category><category>courts</category><category>elections</category></item><item><title>Congress Said No, So Trump Asked the Mailman</title><link>https://hottakesondumbshit.com/articles/congress-said-no-so-trump-asked-the-mailman/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://hottakesondumbshit.com/articles/congress-said-no-so-trump-asked-the-mailman/</guid><description>The Supreme Court blocked the new USPS ballot rules 6-1-2 — but read Kavanaugh&apos;s concurrence and it looks less like a win than a scheduling note for 2028.</description><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>The Filibuster</category><category>voting-rights</category><category>supreme-court</category><category>usps</category><category>elections</category></item><item><title>A Year Into Hunting the Great Anti-Trump Conspiracy, DOJ Still Won&apos;t Say What the Crime Is</title><link>https://hottakesondumbshit.com/articles/doj-conspiracy-probe-still-no-crime/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://hottakesondumbshit.com/articles/doj-conspiracy-probe-still-no-crime/</guid><description>A Florida grand jury is hauling former intelligence officials in over a decade-old &quot;conspiracy,&quot; the prosecutor who lobbied to run the case just quit, and nobody has publicly named the offense.</description><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>The Filibuster</category><category>justice-department</category><category>rule-of-law</category><category>grand-jury</category><category>political-prosecution</category></item><item><title>Thirty People Got Clemency. 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